Oh Those Crazy Saturdays!!

Today thus far:
-Wake up from nightmare at 7:00am. Look out the window, see snow, go back to sleep.
-Wake up from another nightmare at 8:30am, remember the snow, go back to sleep.
-Wake up from third nightmare, decide waking life may have more to offer, get up.
-Eat gigantic veggie omelette. mmmm
-Walk to the McDonald's on the edge of town and drink a free coffee while reading Plato's Symposium. Yes, there is something a little disturbing about a puppet in the form of a pig reading Plato at McDonald's of all places...but they have free coffee! (We can't have integrity all the time.)
-Get distracted from book's dialogue on the meaning of love, by boisterous parents and their children going about their daily lives.
-Walk to the other side of town to buy long underwear at Zellers. (Oh Stanfields, me and my meagre piggy limbs love you!)
-Stop at the local library and read magazines. Lots of magazines. Apparently Montreal is corrupt, McGill is the #1 university in the universe, Canadians prefer animal rights over human rights, and Betty and Veronica are still fighting over Archie.
-Stalk people on facebook. Consider deleting my account for the millionth time to relieve some facebook induced anxiety...
-Update all of you on my exciting day!

Kisses darlings!
Mr. P
xx