Miss Farley says that I am a prig too. I am a prig pig and don't give a fig.
Good thing I am not a poet!
Tomorrow I go to see my stylist. I am thinking of trying a new look. Perhaps I should get my tail straightened? Maybe I'll start to wear those large 80s glasses with no lenses so everyone knows how hip and ironic I am! I see them everywhere these days.
Look for lovely before and after pics darlings. I am sure the transformation will be astounding.
Misters Watson and Yane: the luncheon was delightful. You two are smutty beyond measure.
Finally, tonight's song is Kingsbury Manx-Piss Diary. Yeah, I don't know either.
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